I hate art. Art is stupid. Why did I decide to be an artist? When I was little I thought I must have some talent, I must find out what it is. Since I can't spell or even add or subtract, speak coherently, remember things straight, run for more then ten feet, cook, brush my wild hair or basically anything else, I took it very seriously when people said I was a good artist. And so I decided I should be an artist. I knew even then that I was dooming myself. Artist are very sad people. And I have since discovered I am not a very good artist. This is even more sad. Therefore art is stupid.